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November 29, 2005

From This Day Forward I Shall Snack

Snapea_2My wife introduced the family to this bag full of gems the other day and it is probably the worst mistake she'll ever make.  I can't seem to keep my hands off of them (or my mouth, for that matter).  Baked snap peas they are.  A simple snack concept that yields tons of crispy, crusty, veggie goodness and is sure to reduce you - and/or your children - to nothing more than chronic snackaholics.  It's ridiculous, really, just how addicting these tasty little bastards are. 

I don't know who thought of them, if they're organic or not, or even if they're real snap peas.  Hell, they could be made of used tires at this point and I could give a rat's ass.  All I know is that Japan has successfully hooked me once again and now I require several doses over the course of the day, else I lose it.  I'm willing to trade my wife, my kids and, quite possibly, my Harley to sustain my addiction to this bag-o-crack.  It's truly frightening.  Tasty...but frightening.

Do yourself a favor:  Empty the college fund and go buy yourself several hundred thousand cases.  You'll be glad you did.



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