The Unkindest Cut of All
I think my good buddy Warren did a great job outlining the the controversies surrounding male circumcision. I've actually been thinking about this controversial "hot topic" all day and I've come to the following shocking realization...I have absolutely no opinion about this subject whatsoever! You have no idea how rare this is for me!!! I usually have an opinion about EVERYTHING! But on circumcision? I got nada. I've only seen a turtle-necked penis in the locker room once or twice in my life. Kinda strange but whatever. Everyone's johnson looks different anyway.
So why am I writing a post on circumcision tonight? Because I want to share my favorite circumcision joke of all-time. I've been waiting for an appropriate time to tell it and the moment is now. Here it is...
One day in the hospital, two little boys were lying on stretchers next to each other outside of the operating room. The first boy leans over and asks, "What are you in for?"
"I'm here to get my tonsils out and I'm nervous," the second boy says.
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about! I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you lots of ice cream and Jell-O. It's a breeze!"
"Well what are you here for?" the second kid asks.
"A circumcision." The first kid replies woefully.
The second kid says "Oh Shit! I had that done when I was born and I couldn't walk for a year!"
(See! This is why DadCentric rules! Because as much as I love Blogging Baby, I don't think they'd appreciate my strange sense of humor. Go DadCentric!)