What Could I Possibly Add To This?

My wife sent me the following message this morning at 8:45am...

This is a list of all the mischief your spawn has gotten in to today, SO FAR. Luckily, in most of these cases, I was able to intervene in time and avoid complete disaster:

Spit her milk out all over the floor.
Make her sister cry.
Pull the dog's tail.
Get herself completely undressed.
Knock the Poinsettia plant over.
Unfold the folded laundry.
Pull the baby wipes out of their container.
Unwind the toilet paper roll.
Dig through the recycle container.
Pull all the magnets off the refrigerator.
Empty the toy basket in one sitting without stopping to play with a single toy.
Pull all her books out of the bookshelf.
Dig through my purse.
Push buttons on the TV and lose our satellite signal.
Climb on top of the dining room table.
Climb on your desk and mess with the computer.
Yank at the Christmas Tree.
Distribute her clean diapers throughout the house.
Pull my hair.
Take a huge poop.