That Wife Swap Casting Call Email

Yeah, I'll admit I felt pretty special when I got an email from the casting director of "Wife Swap" (for fun, go ahead and Google that term; better yet, do a search for it on Craigslist) asking me if I knew anyone ("metrosexual dads"? I have exactly three pairs of shoes. You're asking the wrong guy) who might be interested in giving up his wife for a few days.

Turns out that everyone in the Blogodrome has gotten this. (Danny, if you're reading this, your "unique way of life" is, apparently, per the definition of "unique", not.)

Now, before all y'all start chiming in on how ghastly that show is, and how you'd never subject your family to such upheaval, the good folks at ABC are willing to pay you $20,000 - TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS - to switch wives. If volunteering one's wife for that makes one a pimp, give me my red crushed velvet suit and platform shoes and call me Dolemite.