Missing: My Rockstar Street Cred
Any rockstar street cred I might have accumulated during my first 33 years of life is completely, utterly, totally blown to smithereens.
My daughter and I were playing my guitar the other day. We had a good groove going. We were rockin' like Dokken and the Beast from the East. Instinctively, my head started bobbing and I shot the devil horns. I may or may not have screamed something to the effect of "rock on". Regardless, I know what my daughter did - looked at me, smiled and laughed. I tested it. Each time I pulled the lame hair-metal band thing? Laughter. And not little giggles. Full. On. Laughter. I must hang my rockstar head in shame.




