Whereabouts

Hi.  Chris here.  I know, I know.  It's been, like, forever since you've seen me in this neck of the woods but I have some very good reasons.  Please choose the one that works best for you.

• I was abducted by aliens.  Man was everyone right about the probe thingy.  An identical human-like replica took my place while I was away but he forgot to blog over here.
• I've been on tour with my new band The Vicious Monks, bringing the hip new sounds of funk-bluegrass to a grateful nation.
• I'm actually controversial author James Frey.  I've been just a smidge preoccupied lately, especially after being asked to write the State of the Union address.  Can you believe no one caught the animal-human hybrid thing?  Don't blame me, I was drunk and watching reruns of Manimal.
• I'm the father of a six-month old, extremely adorable daughter, I have a more-than-full-time job and I also run two other sites.  I've tried bending the space-time continuum in order to add an extra hour or two to the day, but so far, I've been relatively unsuccessful.

So, whichever you choose to believe, I'm still here.