Dave Grohl to Pen Lullabies

According to this story, it seems that Dave Grohl is getting right into this daddy thing and wants to start writing lullabies for kids using the piano his wife purchased for his birthday.

Good on him I say. I thought I might help Dave out with a few song titles.

1. Keep holding daddies hair back, I’m almost done vomiting
2. Close your eyes little one, the stage lights might blind you
3. Remember me when your daddies gone-a-fooing
4. You’ll be feeding and I’ll be singing at 3am this morning
5. I let out a scream when you let out your poo

What song titles do you think Dave should put on his next kids album?