K-Fed and the Little People

Some say celebrity comes at too high a price these days.  Paparazzi around every corner, a complete and utter lack of privacy, long articles focusing exclusively on weight...the list goes on.  But there is, beyond the ability to buy fleets of Hummers and small towns, a silver lining - midgets.

Spears (in a black halter dress with a low-cut back) drank a Cosmo, while K-Fed (in a white tank and a New York Yankees cap) went for a Jack and Coke, shots and beer. The group dined on sushi, chicken satay, lobster tempura and grilled Kobe beef, followed by cake served by two little people in tight dresses.

That's right.  K-Fed really knows how to treat a lady on her birthday.  And I think we can all agree that nothing says love quite like two midgets with cake.