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March 18, 2006

Ummm...I Don't Mean to Alarm Anybody, but...

0007693006389_150x150_1When was the last time you took a really good look at Boobah? Maybe I missed the debate, and maybe your kids aren't watching it, but as utterly mesmerizing as that show is it's much, much more than "a little odd." If I'm not mistaken, those creatures are giant dancing testicles.

It all seems harmless, I know, but I can't help watching this and thinking that if I were purple, red, or blue, these creatures would be identical to one of my balls. The only hair-free part of their bodies is their heads, which pop in and out of their bodies in a way that that screams "Circumsize Me!" And what the HELL squirts out of their heads when they get in a circle?

Look, if nut-sacks doing calisthenics will keep my daughter entertained for 30 minutes, then I'll let her watch it. I'm just surprised that people have signled out the Teletubbie with the lesbian symbol on its head for condemnation, but the scrotums get off easy. Wait, that didn't sound right...

Do you have any idea how long I've wanted to write a post that contained the words "nut-sack", "scrotum", and "balls?" Thank you for indulging me. Oh, and one other thing. GONADS!


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