DadMomCentric
As you may have heard by now, men having babies is all the rage. It was only a matter of time before science quit worrying about such frivolous pursuits as cures for AIDS and cancer and concentrated on the real (relationship) killer of our time, pregnancy.
Women have unfairly had to do all of the hard work in regard to developing, and in my case, creating, new life. Then they have been obligated to follow the process with 18-80 years of worrying and creative criticism, while men get off with, well, getting off. Men have felt really guilty about this for a long time.
That is why we here at DadCentric have decided to bridge the gap. We are opening ourselves up to you, the readers, to help us make amends. One of our writers will undergo the proper procedure(s) to become fertile. Which one? That's where you come in. Vote in the comments below.
There are links in the sidebar. Check everyone out and decide which dad is man enough to get knocked up. All it takes is your vote, a dash of science and 7 lemoncillos. Anal sex is optional.
I have to go with Pierre. I'd love to see a clothes horse of his claiber find something to wear that wouldn't make him cry in his third trimester.
Posted by:Kara | April 01, 2007 at 12:50 PM
I vote for Jason, only because he apparently owns a Jar Jar Binks beach towel.
Posted by:iflyg | April 01, 2007 at 06:54 PM
Umm...does Prada make a mumuu?
Posted by:MetroDad | April 01, 2007 at 07:04 PM
Wow I think I'm going to pass answering given the last sentence. LOL
Posted by:Hygiene Dad | April 02, 2007 at 12:53 PM
Wow I think I'm going to pass answering given the last sentence. LOL
Posted by:Hygiene Dad | April 02, 2007 at 12:53 PM
You can't be serious...can you?
Posted by:Tom | April 04, 2007 at 08:12 PM