The Devil Made Me Do It

I know it's a day early for the Friday Fuckwit, but I just couldn't let this one slide. 

From the Deep South (where else?) comes this story, in which a 19-year old father put his two-month old baby in a microwave.  The mother, sporting a stunningly tenuous grip on reality, blames Satan. 

Satan, when reached for comment, said, "Look, I'm responsible for evil, not stupidity.  Keep me out of this."

Shockingly, Child Protection Services are reluctant to return the severely burned infant to the parents.