Everyone, Stay Away From the Brown Diapers! A DadCentric PSA
Remember Woodstock? That was a great time. I think PBS really caught the essence of the thing in their special. It's like I was there. Or born.
Now there is a stock for us, and it doesn't involve insider trading. Well, it did involve some inside her...ah man, even I can't go there.
This stock isn't for everyone, only the sexy people, in this case the At Home Dads (AHD), but I'm sure if you complain loudly enough they will accommodate your personal demographic accordingly in some future capacity. In the meantime, AHD's don't ever get anything cool, so back the fuck off.
Gentlemen, specifically the sub-category of AHD, I give you (drumroll) DadStock.
How freaking cool is that? Alas, it's near (time) and far (distance) all at once (just messing with Grover), so I won't be able to make it. I am open to future events though, how about a mailing list DadStock?
Thanks to Darren for the tip.




