Happy DadCentric Day to (and from) Us
Today is Father's Day. We are fathers. Seems like we should mention it.
The thing is I don't know know what is appropriate. It's like wishing yourself a happy birthday. There is a lot of grey area. It's like masturbating to greeting cards. I'm pretty sure that's not appropriate.
The competition did a nice little piece for the occasion. Our friend The Holmes made some funny. Us, we're lying on the couch being served inedible kid concoctions and mimosas, wondering why there isn't any baseball on until this afternoon, and thinking how sweet it will be when the kids are old enough to mow the lawn.
Until then, Father's Day isn't so much a holiday, but rather an accepted snooze-button on a Sunday. We don't have to do any yardwork or other normal errands... yet. After lunch, however, life kicks in. Maybe that's why baseball isn't on until later.
Well, no matter how you see fit to mark the occasion, Happy Father's Day to you and yours. BTW, Hallmark called and said something about a "surveilance tape" and a lawsuit. They left a message.





