"Some People Out There in Our Nation Don't Have Maps"
Nothing makes me swell with pride in America more than the cracker-jack job our educational system is doing with our most valuable national resource: beauty queens. Almost brings a tear to your eye.
Wow. Really. Just wow.
Posted by:Clint | August 27, 2007 at 12:30 PM
Do you think Mario Lopez has an equation for the times "such as" is used to the probability of the contestant sleeping with him?
It seems like she got that lesson from some not-so-smart kid in third grade that the more transitions you use the smarter you sound, and then never forgot it.
Posted by:anthony | August 27, 2007 at 12:57 PM
I particularly love the toothpaste-commercial grin as she finishes.
Posted by:Elizabeth | August 27, 2007 at 03:31 PM
After a speech like that, I'm seriously pissed she didn't win. I just love Mario Lopez's barely-contained shock.
Posted by:Jonathon Morgan | August 27, 2007 at 04:11 PM
"The Iraq". Sweet Jesus.
Posted by:Jason | August 27, 2007 at 08:16 PM
I'm about 3 degrees of separation from that girl (an acquaintance/fellow alumni of my universtiy knows her dad, who is also an alum) and the acquaintance has said the girl isn't really that stupid, she was just scared to death.
Still, though. That's just embarrassing. As a South Carolinian I lay no claim to her. :)
Posted by:Ryan | August 28, 2007 at 04:06 AM
I'll take 20 3-Mile Island wings and a pitcher of Stella, please.
Posted by:Whiffleboy | August 28, 2007 at 09:36 AM
She's hot though.
Posted by:whit | August 28, 2007 at 02:29 PM
She'll make a lovely trophy wife someday.
Posted by:Holmes | August 31, 2007 at 10:26 PM
huh?
Posted by:Colleen | September 18, 2007 at 09:46 AM