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September 25, 2007

When Disney Characters Go Bad!

Every year in junior high, there would be a school trip to Great Adventure/Six Flags.  And every year, my friends and I would always go to the Haunted House.  And every time we went to the Haunted House and one of the costumed ghouls jumped out from behind a cage to try and scare us?  We'd squirt him with a bottle of ketchup that we'd stolen from the concession stand. 

Although I feel guilty about it now, in the interest of full disclosure, I have to admit that it was pretty fucking funny.  The "ghouls" were usually college kids and they would get so fucking pissed off that a little 13-year-old squirted them with ketchup, they'd rattle the bars of the cages and start screaming, "I'm going to kick your fucking ass, you little shit."  A few times, they ran after us but they were never able to "ketchup" (get it? ketch-up? da-dum-dum!) 

I totally should have gotten my ass kicked by them. If any of those college kids had ever caught me, I would have taken my ass-whupping like a man and would have had no regrets about it. My parents taught me from a young age that actions have consequences. So if being a wise-ass punk cost me a beating, c'est la vie. 

Anyway, I was thinking about this today because I just found this awesome video of Pluto at Disneyland totally losing his cool because some little kid kicked him in the nuts.  Check it out:

Man, if I were Pluto, I would have done the same thing.  Wouldn't you? 

Bonus material: Tigger smacking a teenager and dealing with the consequences. 



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