Hair of The Dog, Or, Why We Need To Buy One of Them Thar Fancy Dyson Vac-yooms

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No, we did not pick up a Tribble at Petco. That, dear friends, is the result of one single comb/brush session with Mick. Poor furry bastard - thanks to the recent heat wave, he's been losing hair faster than...than...ah...well, some fast-hair-losing thing. (Gimme a break - it's 10:05 at night and it's still about 85 degrees inside our house.) The job of dad, as noted in section C, subparagraph 4.3, includes "dog grooming". So there you have it. A big pile of dog hair. Happy Monday.