Mother's Day, Like Us, Comes but Once a Year

I had big plans for running a collective post with my other DadCentric homies for Mother's Day.  I thought it would be sweet if we all compiled a list of gifts that we endorsed or at least found amusing. I never heard back from any of them.  I don't know if it's because I referred to us as a bunch of motherfuckers or if any correspondence from me goes automatically into their junk box. I'm guessing a bit of both.

That said, it's too big a project for one man, even if that one man is me.  Especially if it's me.  Tomorrow is not only Mother's Day, but it is also our wedding anniversary.  It's 6 p.m. on Saturday night and I'm sitting here drinking Bass and writing this post without a single gift purchased.  I should probably wrap this up (after the basketball game).

I will suggest some good e-cards for those of you that missed the deadline for actual post (like me) to those you won't be seeing tomorrow.  I'll be using a few of these.  Of course by the time my grandmother checks her email it will be Thanksgiving and I'll be standing in her living room showing her, again, how to check her email.  Still, at least I'll be able to prove that I didn't forget.  Her email account is my personal time capsule for living life guilt free.  Thanks, dial-up internet!

Here are some cards that I recommend.   They may not be for everyone:

These cards are all from SomeEcards, "when you care enough to hit send."  They have a lot more and all of them are just as special.  Have fun, and good luck!

Happy Mother's Day!