2 Blogs Can Be Confusing

I have fallen in love with sweeping & mopping. There is absolutely nothing like freshly swept and mopped floors. I love it when the ceramic tiles are still a little warm from a vigorous mopping and you walk around barefoot. There's no sand or crumbs causing a bunch of abrasive friction between foot & tile. Just the soft pad of your sole and moist hot tile coming together in an almost sexual union of fresh and clean-

Shit. This is DadCentric isn't it. Fuck Fuck Fuck. I thought I was in that Vagina post thing. O man fuck. These dudes are ruthless too. Fuck. Um. Scratch that. Forget that.

Last night I was finishing my 22nd Miller Lite and getting a lapdance when it dawned on me that I was setting a poor example. What if Jackson saw me? I need to start spending a little more on some better brews because drinking Miller Lite is just plain irresponsible.