See Dick. Run. Run As Fast As You Can Because He's Batshit Crazy.
Kid's literature has, we can all agree, come a long way. Anyone else remember those "Dick and Jane" kiddie books written way back in the 50's? Filmmaker Run Wrake does, and apparently they messed him up but good. (This video contains some weird shit, and I almost didn't post it, but it's just so freakish that how could I not? So you've been warned.)
(Fucking YouTube. The link might not work, so if it doesn't you can maybe see it here.)