The Best Birth Control Website Ever

Parents, if you're having trouble convincing your kids that using birth control is a MUST, we recommend directing them to www.whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com. It's a relatively new site, and we're more than happy to spread the word about what can happen when teens (and stupid people in general) get pregnant. We understand that Pope Benedict himself has endorsed the site, saying (and we quote), "these people are doing God's work, unlike those heretics who make condoms; man, I'd go all Torquemada on their asses if I could". The More You Know!