For Winners Only (Losers Please Skip)

Seriously, this is for contest winners only.  There's nothing for you to see here.

It appears that no drawing was necessary.  This is obviously due to a lack of literate people in this world and is in no way a reflection on you, the actual winners.  We're all winners here, people. 

Apparently the losers don't like to read and therefore don't enter contests with books for prizes.  This is just cause for open mocking and blatant ridicule.  I can totally say that because a) if they don't read they won't be reading this, and b) I told them to skip this post which they would anyway (see A). 

With all apologies to Scott* here are the winners from our book contest.

The Gold Standard winners are:

1. Marie
2. Ed
3. Chris

The Man's Book winners are:

1. Cordy74
2. Ed
3. Simon
4. HeyJoe
5. Chris

*Scott, I'm sorry.  The publishers that are providing the books for this contest have stated they will not ship outside of North America (excluding Mexico).  For the record they also won't ship to P.O. boxes.

Please note this isn't DadCentric's policy- ours is a policy of cheapness and South Africa is really far. 

Winners, please contact DadCentric with a name and mailing address and soon you'll be one book smarter than you are today.  In theory.