Lifespeed
Up at 7:00 from a dead sleep because Friday he went to Beebe and Buddy's while Mom and Dad went to Palm Springs and he got to go to the L.A. Zoo and watched some shows and it was too cold to go in their pool but the yard was big enough for him and Mick to play ball until it started getting dark and then he and Zoe ate pizza for dinner. PIZZA! and then there was dessert and he got to stay up late and watched a movie WALL-E! and for breakfast there was Oreo Yogurt! and then he and Buddy went to THE FISH STORE! and got some new fish for the pond some big ones and little ones that eat all the green stuff in the pond and are small enough to hide from the STUPID RACCOONS! who like to eat the fish and the avocados. Yuck! Avocados! And then he got to watch the Lakers win the big game and Derek Fisher wears the number 2 jersey and he isn't big but he always tries hard and is a good teammate! and then HAMBURGERS! and peaches over ladyfingers, the peaches are just ok but the ladyfingers are sooooooooo yuuuuuuuumy. And then falling asleep in the car and waking up on Monday and it's the first day of DAYCAMP! Turkey sandwich! Carrots with Ranch! Juice box! IN A NEW STAR WARS LUNCHBOX! And we have to hurry so that he doesn't miss the games and the art because the games and the art are SUPER FUN. And, maybe, swimming? Andthensixhoursgobygamesartnewfriends! How was daycamp? It was fun, what'd I do, I don't know there was soooooooo much. The people from the Zoo were there and they brought! An! ALLIGATOR!!!!!!!!! Only it was a little one. But it was an alligator! And a Pray Dog! They live in the Pray! In holes in the ground! The Pray is like the desert but there's tall grass and sometimes there's a buffalo! Starving! Can I have another barbecued onion! They're sweet and not hot! Is there dessert? Do I have to take a bath? Do I have to go to bed? Can I play cars until it's bedtime? Why is it bedtime now? Is there dessert? It's still light out! Are yoooou going to bed? Why not?
