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June 12, 2009

The Last Supper: A One Act, One Scene Play Based on True Events

Setting: a DINNER TABLE at THE AVANT HOUSEHOLD. Around the table sit THE AVANT FAMILY: JASON (father), BETH (mother), ZOE (daughter, 19 months old), LUCAS (son, 5 years old), MICK (family dog).


ZOE: (banging metal serving spoon repeatedly and loudly against metal serving bowl). CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG

BETH (to ZOE): Are you done yet?

ZOE: (stops banging metal spoon) Nnnnnnnnnnnno! (resumes banging metal spoon repeatedly and loudly against metal serving bowl). CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG 

LUCAS: I have a wiener on my head! There's a wiener on my head!

JASON: (drains wine glass in one long gulp)

BETH: (drains wine glass in one long gulp)

ZOE: (grunts, defecates in diaper, takes large swig of milk from sippy cup, opens mouth and lets milk run down the front of her shirt soaking it, drops sippy cup on MICK's head)

MICK: Yipe!

LUCAS: Wiener!

FIN



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