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You guys are so lucky- especially those of you that live in the U.S. or Canada and have a mailbox.  Due to circumstances beyond my control the contest to end all contests has been extended!  It's like the contest that never ends.  It just goes on and on and stuff.

The circumstances beyond my control were margarita-related.

Enter the damn contest, people. Win and read!

Please enter at the original post so as not to confuse my pretty, little head.