"You're Abe Froman?"

As The Sausage King of Chicago himself might have said if he ever showed up for lunch during that pivotal scene in Ferris Bueller's Day Off, everyone wants to be a wiener.

At least that's the case for the 200 or so porker wannabes who entered the Hillshire Farm "DadCentric Has Got Your Meat Right Here" giveaway in the past week.

So who is our lucky winner, chosen at random, of a year's supply of tasty Hillshire Farm products?

Find out after the jump ...

 

And the winner is:

REBECCA

whose entry was short and to the point, if not also in need of a vowel:

"I'v got the recipes, if you've got the sausage."

The lovely Liz from Hillshire Farm will be in touch soon, Rebecca.

As for the rest of you, thanks for playing and for all the attempted kielbasa-related poetry. I'd love to give you all a gift, and I shall. Enjoy this lovely musical tribute to Ferris done to the tune of Billy Joel's "She's Always a Woman":

Video: "He's Always Abe Froman," Daniel Bissel

DISCLOSURE: The writer received the following compensation for this giveaway: one package each of Hillshire Farm Beef Smoked Sausage and Polska Kielbasa (which he disposed of internally); a bump in his cholesterol (trying to get rid of that still); a "Go Meat!" apron and a Hillshire Farm cookbook (both given away in a previous giveaway); and several photocopies, a long manila folder and various packing materials (recycled). That's it. You're still here? It's over! Go home! Go!