30 Days of Dads: The Collected Dadku of Brian Braiker, Volume II

You may know Brian Braiker from his Twitter handle, @slarkpope. We were pleased to present some of his haunting dadku yesterday. Here are some more examples of his Bashō-esque brilliance. Kampai!

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It's official:

I have now seen more feces

Than I have sunsets.

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I want nothing more

Than to play at Mermaid King

At 6 am. Not.

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A little secret:

You think I love saying "no"?

... Maybe a wee bit.

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I love being Dad.

I'd write haiku all day long

If only my brain still functioned enough to count syllables properly.