30 Days of Dads: The Collected Dadku of Brian Braiker, Volume III

Konichiwa! We bring you the third volume of Brian Braiker's dadku. If you missed the previous chapters, they can be found here and here. As Styx once observed - domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.

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Breaking it gently:
No one knows what became of
Roosevelt Franklin

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Her: "Your girls are cuuuute!"
Me: "Yeah, they get that from me."
Her: (Looks at me, snorts.)

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With child number one,
We took a zillion pictures.
Child number two? Twelve.

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Do you remember
How sexy life was before?
Yeah, yeah. Me neither.

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My kids have taught me
How to be patient, kind and ...
MINE! THAT'S MY iPHONE!!!!