This Thanksgiving, Let Indiana Jones Teach Your Kids Proper Table Manners

If you're concerned that your kids won't behave properly at the Thanksgiving table, well, hold on to your potatoes. Please watch this instructional film starring Professor Henry Jones, Jr. And remember - please, do not feed Indiana turkey bones, as they can splinter. What? Oh. We named the dog Indiana. Also, avoid the dates. They're bad.

 

(Via NYMag.com)