A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Waterhole
You probably see bicyclists every morning on your way to wherever it is that you people go in your own time. Perhaps you considered how scary it must be to share (or hog) the road with cars, trucks and idiots.
Evan van der Spuy would take some jackass on their cellphone any day. He was riding in a mountain bike race in South Africa (for Team Jeep South Africa) and he met the business end of a red hartebeest at full speed, which apparently sucks.
The rider and the antelope both walked away from the collision because they were wearing helmets. Bike smart, kids!
If he prints up some "I ♥ Hartebeests" shirts he'll make a million. Him being the rider, not the actual animal. Of course it loves hartebeests.