A Gallery Of Disturbing Christmas Tree Ornaments

This Saturday was Tree Decorating Day, so the whole family went to our local Target to pick up some ornaments. We told the kids that they could each pick out a special ornament to hang on the tree. I picked this one for myself:

Lucas picked a motorcycle, and Zoe picked a Christmas-attired Winnie The Pooh, and...wait. You're bothered by the Beer Ornament, I see. Well, if you think that's bad, wait until you see what's after the jump. I had to take some pictures. Because ho ho holy shit, they're just awful.

From The "Unclear On The Concept" Department:

 

Insert "Ed Grimley" Reference Here:

For The Guilt-Ridden Outdoorsman In Your Life:

No:

No:

And no:

Don't worry - none of those came home with us. And for that, Satanic Sock Monkey thanked us.