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"What they call 'nocturnal emissions' ..."

The punchline ends up being predictable in this animated clip from Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, but it has moments ...

... especially when you watch it on hulu.com where occasionally it is sponsored by Carefree feminine hygiene products.

Team Coco presents 'American Dadiators'

Conan O'Brien's folks ask average dads to strap on their mandles and get in the ring.

BTW, shouldn't it be spelled "mandals"? I thought "mandles" were love handles on men.

Not that women have love handles. They have "intimacy traction enhancement devices."

Friday Fun: Untitled

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We Have Balls (and a Winner)

Remember when I announced the sweepstakes to win Blu-ray editions of The Hustler, The Comancheros and some other movie (which several people have assured me is quite good)?

Remember I left the first comment because I said, in these random drawings, the person who leaves the first comment NEVER wins?

Well, guess what?

Merry Christmas from DadCentric and John Malkovich

Merry Christmas from all of us at DadCentric. We'll be back next week with a couple of giveaways, and a random assortment of Top 5 Lists. May Santa leave you some pennies in your stockings.

 

Friday Fun: Ryan Reynolds Gets It

I'm geeked about the forthcoming Green Lantern movie. Ryan Reynolds is a great choice for Hal Jordan, and while he's always seemed like a cool dude, he scores a big win with his answer to a question from a young Green Lantern fan. From this year's ComicCon:

 

Friday Fun: The Candwich Is Coming...And It Wants Your Children

This is real. 

It is a sandwich in a can. It's perfect for kids, backpackers, soccer moms, construction workers, and fooking Prawns. It comes in three tasty flavors. It does not require refrigeration. It does not require sleep. It's housed in a well-nigh indestructible package. It contains no natural ingredients. It has no natural enemies. It was developed by captured Nazi scientists in the kitchens of Area 51, the unholy spawn of Canned Haggis and Goober Grape. When Chef Boy-Ar-Dee tried to tell the world of its existence, he was forever silenced by government operatives. When the hydrogen bombs fall and the world burns and the survivors are left to fend off roving gangs of radioactive mutant-cannibals and hyper-intelligent cockroaches, the Candwich will abide, and those who control the Candwich will control the earth. There is no God and the Candwich is His prophet. Also, the Candwich comes with a Candy Surprise Inside!

 

I Really Don't Want to See The Pasty Guy's Manscape

This comes from an Oklahoma-based church that believes in "relevant teaching and amazing worship" as well as high production values in its Father's Day rap videos.

They lose credibility for calling it a "WEE-ber" grill when any dad worth his meat tenderizer knows it's pronounced "WEH-ber." Word.

Friday Fun: You're Not A Single Lady

Ok, we know this caught fire yesterday, but we figured some of you might have missed it. Plus it's Friday, and we're spent.

Friday Fun: Lego Light Saber Battle Wins The Internet

The boy loves his Lego Star Wars stuff. If I let him watch this, his head will explode.