This is a story about a middle-aged, bald man full of clever goofiness, and his plans to conquer/save the world one random act of kindness at a time. His accomplices are small and oblong. They have assorted hairstyles, a diet rich in potassium, and an appreciation for farts, gibberish as a form of communication, and loud, constant noises. Their mission is fun, and their adventure is always in the making.
The setting is Universal Studios Orlando Resort, and despite rumors to the contrary there isn't a despicable person to be found. Trust me, I looked.
Yes, I am that man. Pause for effect.