We DadCentric dads always go into Movember with an initial bit of reluctance. Not about the cause. Not even an asshole is for prostate cancer. (See what I did there? SheBAMsky!)
Is it the requisite child molester jokes we are subjected to? The '70s porn star references? The embarrassed looks we get from members of the Hell's Angels?
Not at all. Our deepest, darkest fears were exposed Monday night on the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother:
So let's see who among us is ready to make out with Alyson Hannigan:
Weigh in with your choice for best mid-month mustache in the comments.
Better yet, donate to our Team of Facial Hair Frenzied Fathers as we near the $10,000 mark to support men's health issues. Do it and I'll share my nachos with you, bro.