You may know Brian Braiker from his Twitter handle, @slarkpope. We were pleased to present some of his haunting dadku yesterday. Here are some more examples of his Bashō-esque brilliance. Kampai!

It’s official:

I have now seen more feces

Than I have sunsets.


I want nothing more

Than to play at Mermaid King

At 6 am. Not.


A little secret:

You think I love saying “no”?

… Maybe a wee bit.


I love being Dad.

I’d write haiku all day long

If only my brain still functioned enough to count syllables properly.