The First Cut is the Deepest

Apparently, Jason let one of his kids play with the keyboard the other night – a little “Lucas with the lid off” action. What? Those weren’t just the random keystrokes of a four-year-old? Oh, shit, my bad. Black Hockey Who? Jesus? So now DadCentric is like a Front 242 song? Suh-weet. Wow – things are…

Sad News from Happy Days

Sad News from Happy Days

Howard Cunningham got it. The man understood relationships. He loved his wife, raised two wholesome boys (although one disappeared without a trace) and sent Joanie to her room. He knew when to give a guy a warning cough before opening the door on a “study session,” and he didn’t judge a leather-bound book by its…

Is Santa Real?

I was hanging with my boys the other day when I heard my youngest, a lackadaisical 6-year-old who was with his older brother cruisin’ the net for JabbaWockeeZ videos on YouTube say, “Google ‘Is Santa Real.’” Oh shit. Here we go again. I’d been down this road before. I managed to escape that one, cursing…

Can O’ Worms

Like most of you out there, I read a lot of stuff on the Internet: blogs, news, entertainment, sports. Now, with the blogs, there are some I peruse just to get a bit of what’s happening and others of which I am a loyal reader of and commenter on. Sometimes, without us knowing it, a…

Piss Off Mummy

I’m always amazed when our almost-2-year-old daughter imitates our behaviour. Sometimes for good, like when she pops baby’s dummy (pacifier) back in her mouth for the 3,457th time that day. Other times not so good, like when I’m changing her out of her pyjamas and I place a loving hand on her arm in anticipation…