Several acquaintances and friends (defined as acquaintances who have seen me/I have seen naked) have been reproducing lately and that has me rethinking my past. Not “I should have used a condom!” thoughts, but more “How can I, based on my firsthand knowledge, make their experience of raising babies more enriching?”
Evil Inner Voice: “Yeeees, en-RICH-ing. If you make, sell or market baby products. Bwahaaahaaahaaa!”
Therefore, as a public service to the DadCentric community, over the next few weeks I will discuss some of the many alleged “necessities” for bringing up your brat tax-deduction precious bundle that Babies ‘R’ Bucks and Payrent magazine insist that YOU CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT.
This week’s Baby Unnecessity: The Diaper Genie.