The First Cut is the Deepest

Apparently, Jason let one of his kids play with the keyboard the other night – a little “Lucas with the lid off” action. What? Those weren’t just the random keystrokes of a four-year-old? Oh, shit, my bad. Black Hockey Who? Jesus? So now DadCentric is like a Front 242 song? Suh-weet. Wow – things are…

Is Santa Real?

I was hanging with my boys the other day when I heard my youngest, a lackadaisical 6-year-old who was with his older brother cruisin’ the net for JabbaWockeeZ videos on YouTube say, “Google ‘Is Santa Real.’” Oh shit. Here we go again. I’d been down this road before. I managed to escape that one, cursing…

Can O’ Worms

Like most of you out there, I read a lot of stuff on the Internet: blogs, news, entertainment, sports. Now, with the blogs, there are some I peruse just to get a bit of what’s happening and others of which I am a loyal reader of and commenter on. Sometimes, without us knowing it, a…

Piss Off Mummy

I’m always amazed when our almost-2-year-old daughter imitates our behaviour. Sometimes for good, like when she pops baby’s dummy (pacifier) back in her mouth for the 3,457th time that day. Other times not so good, like when I’m changing her out of her pyjamas and I place a loving hand on her arm in anticipation…

Pictures and Perverts

My wife and I decided to put together a family blog last night to serve as a one-stop for all relatives and friends who want to keep up with our daily lives, more specifically, our kids. We figured it’s easier to have them come to us rather than update the different parties/people sporadically with news…

Cuteness 101

To make us feel better about the fact that our daughter wanted a trash truck for the Holidays, my wife and I bought her a cute little doll house from Target – you know, just to throw it out there that girl stuff is cool too (but no pressure!). So, I assembled the house while…