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Elephants. The Pumpkin Man loves Elephants. They are by far his favorite zoo-bound animal. He loses his toddler shit whenever we see an elephantine representation. “Eh-ephant, Eh-ephant!” he calls between his adorably sorry attempts at making the trumpeting sound we associate with the great beasts. The other day, I found The Story Of Babar in…

Should Men Breastfeed?

Should Men Breastfeed?

I know what you’re thinking. And you’re right. If God or Xenu or The Flying Spaghetti Monster or the causal effects of hundreds of thousands of years of species evolution had intended guys to breastfeed, He/It would’ve given us working tits. But that didn’t stop Slate writer Michael Thomson from trying. In this article, Thomson…

The Original Christmas Classics on Blu-Ray – A Dadcentric Review

It was an annual ritual, as predictable and important as decorating the tree or wrapping the presents. We’d scan the TV section of the newspaper, hoping that that night one of the holiday specials was on. Every year my brothers and I would look forward to these specials, and we probably watched them well into…

The Roadtrip Wedgie

“Ugh,” he huffed ten minutes into a five-hour drive. “Arrgggh,” he continued. “What’s the problem?” I asked my youngest son…. “Ugh,” he huffed ten minutes into a five-hour drive. “Arrgggh,” he continued. “What’s the problem?” I asked my youngest son. “It’s my underwear,” he said. He went on to explain that his underwear was bothering…

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Rocky Mountain Highs, Cheap and Otherwise

The experienced trekker believes in bad omens: mine were car-related. The Xterra needed a new catalytic convertor; oh, and the… The experienced trekker believes in bad omens: mine were car-related. The Xterra needed a new catalytic convertor; oh, and the exhaust manifold has a leak, which means that the cabin might flood with carbon monoxide,…