You’re reading DadCentric right now which is always a good call, but do you feel like you might be forgetting something? Should your attention be elsewhere? Look around you. Is there a woman covered in children giving you some serious stink-eye? Yes, that one. What’s her deal?

Perhaps you had a big day planned of NBA playoff action, beer and couch. That’s not happening.

Today, you poor sap, is Mother’s Day and if you’ve made it this far you’re most-likely screwed and you need our help.

Sadly, we don’t have time to give it because while you’re knee-deep in EPIC FAIL we’re making flapjacks and giving massages and arranging flowers to match her eyes. We don’t have time to save your ass.

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