Now there is a stock for us, and it doesn’t involve insider trading. Well, it did involve some inside her…ah man, even I can’t go there.

This stock isn’t for everyone, only the sexy people, in this case the At Home Dads (AHD), but I’m sure if you complain loudly enough they will accommodate your personal demographic accordingly in some future capacity. In the meantime, AHD’s don’t ever get anything cool, so back the fuck off.

Gentlemen, specifically the sub-category of AHD, I give you (drumroll)