(Actual conversation between my son and my wife, occuring this past Friday, en route to my office, shamelessly cut and pasted from my wife’s blog:)

Lucas: Where are we going Mommy?

Beth: We are going to meet Daddy at work for lunch.

Lucas: Where?

Beth: We are going to get Daddy from his job.

Lucas: MY Daddy? Jason?

Beth: Yes, Lucas – your Daddy, Jason. (??? what other Daddy’s do we meet for lunch?)

Lucas: At his job?

Beth: Yes, at his job. Do you know what Daddy does?

Lucas: He makes money.

Beth: Well, yes. But do you know what his job is? Do you know what Daddy does all day?

Lucas: Yea.. uh.. he dresses up like a pirate and fights clowns!