This year, as we’ve done in the past, we’re offering up some suggestions on what to get for that special dad in your life. Some of the things listed below were sent to us for review, some we purchased ourselves (don’t worry, People Who Worry About Disclosure, we’ll sort it all out at the end of this post), and some are just things that we dream about (those will be painfully obvious, like last year’s Scarlett Johansson Robot Maid). And now, with the wonder of cell phone Internet browsing, you can peruse our suggestions while nursing a tryptophan and Pinot Noir hangover and waiting in the line to get into your local Wal-Mart, a line that’s approximately the length of the Great Wall of China. Happy Black Friday!