So you want to celebrate Christmas, but you don’t know where to begin. That’s easy. The first thing you need is the spirit of Christmas, which is a loose combination of merriment and eggnog. You also need a tree.

Now, most people will tell you that you want to get a big, green tree, like big and green is better. Look, you’re not buying canned vegetables and you’re not gonna smash—big and green is not necessary. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

There are more colors in the rainbow, and, thanks to science, your tree can be one of them. And it can be free.

Yes, Virginia, there is a free Christmas tree. It’s like a major award.

We are giving away one tree from Treetopia, home of real artificial Christmas trees (from their “Basic” collection), and you can win by sharing your favorite Christmas memory in the comments below. It’s that easy.

Winner must live in the U.S. or Canada. I will choose one qualifying entry at random on Saturday (12/8) at midnight P.S.T. and the tree will be shipped on Monday providing the winner claims their prize. If they don’t, then Christmas is most likely ruined.

Good luck!